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Extraordinary Rendition 

Praise be to God, who created Aramco, CENTCOM, Lockheed Martin, McDonnell Douglas, British Aerospace and Halliburton, to sustain the Kingdom and provide for the faithful. Salutations to the Creator, who blessed us with Monaco, Monte Carlos, Marbella, and Aspen, Colaroado, so that the faithful can have their holidays. God protect the faithful from the evils of Iran, Hezbollah, Israel, woman drivers, parliamentary democracy, free press, renewable energy and high cholesterol. More...

Letter to Brother Abdullah 

A thousand praises be to God, who created the planet and fossil fuel, and eternal damnation and Hellfire^® missile on those Tinpots, who spread rebellion and disorder on earth, and send the righteous and the faithful on forced pilgrimage.  More...

As Benazir performs her dance of seven veils, Nawaz Sharif is under tremendous pressure to go in for the elections.

Our advice is: Don’t.

Here is the main basis of our argument: This is not 1985. More...

 Nawaz Sharif Returns

His Royal Highness King Abdullah, Custodian of Harem Sharif and Nawaz Sharif, has decided to relinquish custody of Nawaz Sharif.
Mr. Sharif paid His Highness his farewell visit today and went over his travel itinerary with him, with a  great deal of  brotherly love and affection, that binds the Ummah together.

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