Dai Anga

December 29, 2013 at 11:47 AMAdministrator

Mudassar Bashir

 

 

ھرنا جت برابر جتنا ہار جہا

وار ملے نہ دوجی کھیڈ ذرا 

 

مشتاق صوفی 


 

Win or lose, its all the same

There’s no second chance, lets play the game

Mushtaq Sufi

 

Biography:

 

In the Royal Mughal households, the Royal Nanny was held in utmost respect. The word ‘Dai Anga’ is of Turkish origin. It means a Nanny who has wet nursed the baby. During the reign of Jahangir, a nanny, Zaib un Nisa who had nursed Prince Khurram (Shah Jahan) came to be called Dai Anga. Her husband was a court employee and his name was Murad Khan. Their son Muhammad Rasheed Khan was a renowned marksman of his time. Prince Khurram accorded special respect to Zaib un Nisa. More...

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O the Martyrs of the True Path

November 12, 2013 at 10:18 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

I condemn the reckless killing of Brother Hakimullah by the arrogant imperialist Americans. They have droned the peace process. I cannot begin to describe the contributions of the late Brother to the world peace. He shot Brother Imam in the chest after the recitation of the Holy Quran and in the back for good measure and for the glory of the Ummah. A befitting end for someone who violates the orders of Allah SWT and Hakimullah RA. More...

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Dajjal Inc.

November 12, 2013 at 10:16 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

According to a WWF report, the Dajjal population in Pakistan is recovering after the ban on diclofenac was imposed. New colonies have been spotted by satellite images available from the CIA surveillance centre in Tampa, Florida. Large herds have been seen near Muridke and Akora Khattak flourishing on the halal fodder developed by the Dajjal FoundationTM, a subsidiary of Fauji FoundationTM.  More...

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Djinn and Tonic

November 12, 2013 at 10:13 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

Prof. Oriole Maqbool Jan is the executive director and the founder president of the Dajjal Group of Industries. He has successfully resisted the hostile takeover bid from the consortium consisting of Dr Shahid Makhboot, Dr Mad Hamid and Dr Aamir Hamaqat Hussain, and increased the profits for the beleaguered industry that was in doldrums since the Abbotabad raid. More...

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Do More, Says Hakimullah

November 12, 2013 at 10:12 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

I condemn the dastardly attack on Brother Israrullah who has become a martyr to the cause of peace for the KP. This is the 213th attack on the KP; all because we are fighting a war that is not our war. I also condemn the 212th, 211th and 210th attack carried out by misguided brothers who have to be isolated from greatly misguided brothers through dialogue. Once we have done that, there will be a few brothers left who are very greatly misguided. They will have to face the full force of Code Pink till they accept the writ of the state and become a part of the mainstream misguided brothers. More...

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Chappal on the Other Foot

November 12, 2013 at 10:11 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

We declare our innocence from targeting the Muslims. We are only attacking America and its allies, including church goers, school girls, health workers and shias who are outside the fold of Islam. More...

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Miranshah Ordnance Factory

November 12, 2013 at 10:09 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendtion

Hakim Hazik

 

Welcome to this live coverage of the opening of the office of the newest political party in the country. Through the night, delegates have been arriving from far corners of the Ummah to be part of this auspicious occasion. All the floors of the rebuilt PC have been fully booked. The government protocol officers have been running about, trying to trouble shoot and fix any last minute hitches. More...

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Lie Back, Think of Ummah

November 12, 2013 at 10:07 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

Islam is a religion that brought peace and prosperity to the world. It empowered the powerless and transformed the society by turning shepherds into kings and dolts into emirs. Before Islam women were treated badly. Female children were buried alive. Now, they can live to the age of the puberty, when they can be sold into the harem of the chosen  men of God, of the Middle Eastern extraction who have paid an inflation adjusted, FairtradeTM price, equivalent to forty goats or ten cows to their sharia recognised guardians. More...

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Ghazwa e Hind Beauty Pageant

November 12, 2013 at 10:06 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

After prolonged dialogue and several All Parties Conferences, including the Tea Party, the Monster Raving Loony Party and Maulana Tahir ul Qadri, a compromise was reached under the chairmanship of Mian Mohammad Aslam Kirla, the national icon and the veteran of several memorable election campaigns. More...

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Qutbuddin Aibak

September 22, 2013 at 5:50 PMAdministrator

 

Mudassir Bashir

 

جگ وہم خیال تے خوابے 

 سبھ صورت نقش بر آبے

خواجہ فرید  

 

An illusion, whim and a dream

A  pattern on a watery stream

That’s our world. 

 

(Khawaja Farid)

 

Qutbuddin Aibak was the first Muslim rule in Ind and Sindh who established himself in this land. Before him, the Muslim raiders would come here for short periods and then return to their homeland, or would move on for further conquests. More...

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Congratulations and Jubilation

September 14, 2013 at 10:16 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

A massive gathering of the faithful was held in Chenab Nagar, (formerly called Rabwah) where the mujaddid of the 3rd millennium, Mufti Muneeb ur Rehamn, (formerly called Malika Pukhraj), said that he can now see the moon with his own naked eyes. He swore that after laser surgery his vision was 20/20 and he could recognise the crescent moon from each side of the Durand Line and could spot any danger to the Ummah from a different planet. He said that astrophysics was a danger to the Ummah and rotation of the earth has been conclusively shown to be false by Allama Bin Baz, may Allah give him paradise. More...

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The Mint Garden

September 14, 2013 at 10:13 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

The Quaid ispeaks


Birathers and sisters of the Mutahidda nation, the time has come to do the kileen up aperation in Kiranchi. We have lang argued that this gireat city needs high istandards of kileenliness. We have removed such bilack ispaats on humanity as Islah ud Din, Hakim Saeed and many peepil firam Haqiqi and Sunni Tehreek who were ispyling the peace of the metropolis. More...

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The Way of the Knife

September 14, 2013 at 10:10 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

The day was a landmark in the history of the nation. The supremacy of the law of sharia was established and thus the dream of the father of the nation, General Mustache ul Haq came to fruition. The forces of darkness retreated and the rule of law and the renaissance of Islam was born. More...

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The High Road to Changa Manga

September 14, 2013 at 10:07 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

Meray Aziz Ham Watno, 

 

When the democratically elected government of your brother was overthrown by General Tinpot, Pakistan was on the way to progress and prosperity. We had made tremendous gains in implementing the Caliphate. The glory days of the Ummah were around the corner. Brother Bin Laden was diligently sitting at the drawing board, finalising plans for alterations in the Manhattan skyline. More...

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Mullah from Mrs. Saga

August 18, 2013 at 3:17 PMAdministrator

Tuzk e Jahangiri

Hakim Hazik


I have always said that the ejucation in Chief College is deficient. They do nat teach you the meaning of sharamnak and also many other skills that are needed in the madren world such as perfarming circumciyun, inciyon af boils, setting af bones and cooking at marriage parties. More...

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Bullet Train to Bukhara

August 18, 2013 at 3:14 PMAdministrator

In the Court of Brother Abdullah

Hakim Hazik

 

Jalalat ul Mulk, the Servant of the Two holy Harems, the Pillar of the Ummah, the Shadow of God on earth, the Purveyor of Deferred Payments,

 

It is my great good fortune to be sitting at your feet in the holy month of Ramadan and soaking up the benedictions and the blessings of Allah that flow from your palace. In this month when Satan and the IMF are bound, all the Somali witches are captured by the crack troops of the committee for promotion of virtue and prevention of vice, all the Bangladeshi trouble makers are beheaded by virtuous, law abiding executioners and all the insurgents in Bahrain are crushed by the valiant soldiers of the Kingdom, who would not consider himself lucky to be learning the secrets of statecraft and polygamy by a practitioner, no less than Your Majesty. More...

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Bannu and Bastille

August 18, 2013 at 3:12 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

Felicitations to the Ummah and Ramzan (Ramadan) mubarak (karim). The forces of the Ummah have won a famous victory in DI Khan. 

 

It required careful co-ordination between the Div Commanders, the IG Police, the Home Minister and the Chief Election Commissioner. All the foreign impartial observers who were monitoring were of the opinion that the raid was free and fair. The valiant fighters were granted the off roaders, the RPGs, the martyrdom vests and the automatic assault guns in amounts and quality compatible with, if not exceeding, the international standards. More...

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Ayaz

July 27, 2013 at 11:59 AMAdministrator

 

Mudassar Bashir

Lhor Di Var

Where have we left our heart? Where shall we find it?

When looking for the loved one, lose yourself and search

(Master Altaf Hussain)

 

A look at his life 

According to one group of historians, the name of Ayaz ranks the highest among those who laid the foundations of Lahore. While this may not be wholly true, it is certainly true that Malik Abul Najam Ayaz gets the credit for bringing Lahore back to life after it had been laid waste in the war against Raja Anang Pal. It is said about Ayaz that he was born a slave. In those days, slaves were bought and sold according to their rank, their color, their ancestry, their age and their personal qualities. In 396 Hijri (1006 CE) a group of about 120 slaves was brought to Ghazni. More...

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Dajjal for Dummies

July 27, 2013 at 11:49 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

As the faithful celebrate the holy month of Ramzan (Ramadan), it is incumbent on all of them not to the forget the doughty Dajjal who seems to have become a victim of insensitivity and neglect quite unbecoming of a mighty Ummah 

 

It was hardly a generation ago that the streets of Damascus were teeming with bonny and gregarious Dajjal offspring. They are nowhere to be seen now. The calamity that has befallen Syria, not unlike that of Andalusia and Baghdad before that, has decimated their population. More...

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Allah Save Us From Bhagwan

July 27, 2013 at 11:46 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

Peace be on those how follow the true path.

 

Dear Malala,

 

I am sorry I could not write to you earlier. I was spending some quality time with my herd of chaste and virtuous goats in Waziristan, after the heroic capture of Bannu prison. I was shocked and saddened by the attack on left side of the skull. Contrary to what Qazi Sahib’s daughter says, we all know that it was not on the right side. She cannot tell her right elbow from her left. Silly cow. Let us not get into an argument about that. Let us leave that to Allah. He is the best judge. More...

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