Navy Seals Killed Peacock

March 21, 2014 at 11:04 PMAdministrator

 

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

After burning the midnight oil and undertaking arduous journeys to the holy land our financial wizard has cracked it. He had the 1.5 billion under his Ahram when he went to the Haram Sharif form Riyadh. Therefore, the dollars are halal and blessed by the Imam of Kaaba and Allah SWT. We can use them to fill all the stadia in the Republic and smash the Guinness book record by making the biggest flag of Khurasan the world has ever seen. More...

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Ummah at Puberty

March 21, 2014 at 11:00 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

Nahmaduhu wa nusalli ala...

 

Praise be to Allah who created the broiler chicken which can be grilled to provide high value and low cholesterol nourishment to the faithful. Glory be to the master of the universe who allowed the halal calories to accumulate in the staid bottoms of the scholars of Islam, so that they can fill the pious chairs of the CII and can sift chaff from the kernels and truth from mischief. More...

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The Fauji Band is Coming

March 21, 2014 at 10:56 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

Alhamdulillah, all the stakeholders are on the same page. Together, we will drive a stake through the heart of the liberal fascism and the foreign inspired secularism. The two negotiating committees met on a nihari breakfast and discussed the serious issues facing the nation such as women’s kabaddi and Jamshed Dasti. The committee noted with satisfaction that the wild tigers, inspired by the BJP and infiltrating across the Sialkot border have been shot and their pelts sent to Raiwind. Imran Khan has said that the Americans do not want peace in Pakistan. More...

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Shahzada Pervaiz

March 9, 2014 at 2:03 PMAdministrator

 

Muddassar Bashir


Translation:

Muttahir Ahmed Khan

 

Hundreds of moons and the stars once rose;

And twinkled for many a night.

Hundreds of eyes I have that saw,

Whole worlds vanishing from sight.

(Mushtaq Sufi)

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Aabpara and Istikhara

March 3, 2014 at 6:55 PMAdministrator

Letter to Brother Abdullah

Hakim Hazik

 

Dear Brother Abdullah,

 

The Emir of the Army of the Faithful came to see Yours Truly. Alhamdu Lillah, by the Grace of God we have bombed the hideouts of infidels who hold partners with God and are instrument of infamy and agents of Satan, the Rejected, the Accursed.  More...

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This is Radio Caliphate

March 3, 2014 at 6:45 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

Imran  Khan has blood on his hands. The political leaders have played into the hands of the RAW / CIA lobby by talking to the banned terrorist murderous organisation of TTP. The finest army in the world has been reduced to suffer casualties and watch from the sidelines as the American helicopters evacuated TTP fighters from Waziristan and took them to Bagram so that they have their feet massaged by the 72 virginal GIs. More...

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The Eternal State

March 3, 2014 at 6:43 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

We are Muslims and every Muslim is passionate about Shariah. The majority of Pakistanis are Sunni Hanfis—theirs’ is the best system and no one should oppose it. Non-Muslims also need not fear the Shariah as Islam protects their rights. More...

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Sharia Deli and Sandwich Bar

March 3, 2014 at 6:39 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

All we want is the rule of sharia in the country. If that is implemented, peace will prevail and the war will come to an end. The Emir ul Momineen, Maulana Fazlullah will descend from the Hindukush mountains on his noble white steed and will address the nation on FM radio. He will behead the heads of the NGOs and distribute sewing machines among Mrs. Mazari and Mrs. Qasuri so that she can contribute to the GDP from the security of their own homes. The remains of the enemies of Islam will be dug up and be displayed in the public thoroughfares. Rebellious women will be held down by pious men and flogged in accordance with the injunctions of the holy sharia. More...

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Read My Hips

March 3, 2014 at 6:36 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

The prosperity of Pakistan is anchored to my posterior. It is the basis of the ideology of Pakistan. It is the only guarantee of peace in the region of FATA and Fak-Ap. It is the long standing demand of the patriotic circles of the Pukhtunkhwa that Jewish bottoms in Levi jeans belonging to foreign NGOs  are banished. They come from Islamabad and are profiling the patriotic hips for the archives of the National Security Agency. Once they get all the data, the integrity of Ummah and of the country will be in danger. More...

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