August 18, 2013 at 3:17 PM
Tuzk e Jahangiri
I have always said that the ejucation in Chief College is deficient. They do nat teach you the meaning of sharamnak and also many other skills that are needed in the madren world such as perfarming circumciyun, inciyon af boils, setting af bones and cooking at marriage parties. More...
August 18, 2013 at 3:14 PM
In the Court of Brother Abdullah
Jalalat ul Mulk, the Servant of the Two holy Harems, the Pillar of the Ummah, the Shadow of God on earth, the Purveyor of Deferred Payments,
It is my great good fortune to be sitting at your feet in the holy month of Ramadan and soaking up the benedictions and the blessings of Allah that flow from your palace. In this month when Satan and the IMF are bound, all the Somali witches are captured by the crack troops of the committee for promotion of virtue and prevention of vice, all the Bangladeshi trouble makers are beheaded by virtuous, law abiding executioners and all the insurgents in Bahrain are crushed by the valiant soldiers of the Kingdom, who would not consider himself lucky to be learning the secrets of statecraft and polygamy by a practitioner, no less than Your Majesty. More...
August 18, 2013 at 3:12 PM
Felicitations to the Ummah and Ramzan (Ramadan) mubarak (karim). The forces of the Ummah have won a famous victory in DI Khan.
It required careful co-ordination between the Div Commanders, the IG Police, the Home Minister and the Chief Election Commissioner. All the foreign impartial observers who were monitoring were of the opinion that the raid was free and fair. The valiant fighters were granted the off roaders, the RPGs, the martyrdom vests and the automatic assault guns in amounts and quality compatible with, if not exceeding, the international standards. More...