Ayaz

July 27, 2013 at 11:59 AMAdministrator

 

Mudassar Bashir

Lhor Di Var

Where have we left our heart? Where shall we find it?

When looking for the loved one, lose yourself and search

(Master Altaf Hussain)

 

A look at his life 

According to one group of historians, the name of Ayaz ranks the highest among those who laid the foundations of Lahore. While this may not be wholly true, it is certainly true that Malik Abul Najam Ayaz gets the credit for bringing Lahore back to life after it had been laid waste in the war against Raja Anang Pal. It is said about Ayaz that he was born a slave. In those days, slaves were bought and sold according to their rank, their color, their ancestry, their age and their personal qualities. In 396 Hijri (1006 CE) a group of about 120 slaves was brought to Ghazni. More...

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Dajjal for Dummies

July 27, 2013 at 11:49 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

As the faithful celebrate the holy month of Ramzan (Ramadan), it is incumbent on all of them not to the forget the doughty Dajjal who seems to have become a victim of insensitivity and neglect quite unbecoming of a mighty Ummah 

 

It was hardly a generation ago that the streets of Damascus were teeming with bonny and gregarious Dajjal offspring. They are nowhere to be seen now. The calamity that has befallen Syria, not unlike that of Andalusia and Baghdad before that, has decimated their population. More...

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Allah Save Us From Bhagwan

July 27, 2013 at 11:46 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

Peace be on those how follow the true path.

 

Dear Malala,

 

I am sorry I could not write to you earlier. I was spending some quality time with my herd of chaste and virtuous goats in Waziristan, after the heroic capture of Bannu prison. I was shocked and saddened by the attack on left side of the skull. Contrary to what Qazi Sahib’s daughter says, we all know that it was not on the right side. She cannot tell her right elbow from her left. Silly cow. Let us not get into an argument about that. Let us leave that to Allah. He is the best judge. More...

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The Asylum Taken Over

July 27, 2013 at 11:44 AMAdministrator

Hakim Hazik

Extraordinary Rendition

 

Dar Sahib came knocking on the door, a kashkol (1.5m x 1.5m) in hand, begging for a 1 per cent increase. I have told him to go away. The court will not be moved by the considerations of economics or economic literacy or control of inflation. It only wants justice for the sprawling and miserable humanity, including Arsalan Beta. More...

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Don’t Forget Your Paandan.

July 27, 2013 at 11:38 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

I am kirying my eyes out. When your country turns igainst you and your idapted country turns igainst you, when the Iscatalnd Yard digs up old SIMs and Ifhitkar Bhai sings like a canary, is there any pynt in living? More...

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Devil Wears Pranda

July 27, 2013 at 11:35 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

The holy month of Ramazan is near. The devil is tied down and the faithful are allowed to earn credits in the court of Allah SWT. We have put together a wonderful programme of prayer and submission to wipe out all your sins. More...

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University of Genocide Studies

July 27, 2013 at 11:33 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik


Allah SWT be praised. 

 

The mujahideen of Islam have made rapid gains against the enemies of Islam. We have eliminated 21 female enemies of God with the help of the blessed improvised explosive device, put together with meticulous care with halal materiel from the mudarba based, profit and loss sharing, Pak Arab fertilizer company. More...

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The Black Flags of Khurasan

July 27, 2013 at 11:29 AMAdministrator

 

 

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

Dear viewers, 

We are in the State Cave complex in Miran Shah from where we will bring you the blow by blow account of the negotiations between the delegates of Darul Kufr of the Trans Indus and the Islamic Emirate of the Khurasan. More...

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Witchcraft and Statecraft

July 27, 2013 at 11:25 AMAdministrator

Letter from Brother Abdullah

Hakim Hazik

 

Dear Brother Noon,

 

We are sitting in the new and improved haram sharif which we have rebuilt after erasing the ancient graves with Komatsu bulldozers. Tears are rolling down our pious chins and our blameless goatee is soaked to its dyed roots. We are so happy to see you taking the oath of office of the satrap of the Republic. We, the thirty one royal consorts and Prince Muqrin, with the pocket comb that he confiscated from you, are looking forward to see you when you come and visit the Kingdom to offer homage and kiss our signet ring. More...

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Jamia Suicidia

July 27, 2013 at 11:20 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

The great leader of the masses, the rejuvenator of the true faith and the vicegerent of God on earth, Wali ur Rehman Mehsud, fell martyr to the Zionist, infidel, drone strike on wednesday. May he rest in everlasting peace and may his message and mission spread to the whole of Khurasan and Transoxiana. More...

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Middle Class Republic of Gunny Bag

July 27, 2013 at 11:18 AMAdministrator

The Quaid ispeaks

Hakim Hazik

 

 

Dear Mutahidda nation, 

 

Yours Tiruly is very distiressed at the current happenings in the mother country of Azizabad Middle Kilass Republic. That isnake in the girass, the viper in our bosom, the son of a canine, has been accusing me of ordering the contract killing of Zohra Bibi. This is not talerable. All patriatic Azizabadis must enter into a national gunny sack design competition so that we can teach this enemy of the middle kilass an exemplary lesson. He must leave the Republic at once and go an live with Lady Annabel Ismith, unless he wants to end up  inside the national winner of the gunny bag competition. More...

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High Noon

July 27, 2013 at 10:28 AMAdministrator

Letter to Brother Abdullah

Hakim Hazik

 

Dear Brother Abdullah, 

 

By the grace of Allah SWT, and the benevolence of Brother Hakimullah, we are all set to place our pious bottom on the throne of Islam. Allah be praised, the faithful of the Republic have chosen us to be their commander.  Delegates are coming from all corners of the caliphate to express their submission. The forces of Islam have won a comprehensive victory. The swamps of error, deviation and mischief have been drained, just as the swamps of dengue were drained before that. More...

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Sher and Sharif

July 27, 2013 at 10:24 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

The caged lion, Mian Sher,  is no more. It breathed its last in the world famous Ghora University Hospital and Medical Centre. The hospital director, Dr Guldar Ahmed, said the late Mian Sher was brought to the hospital in a state of shock, brought on by a heat stroke. Talking to the newsmen gathered in the hospital, the spokesman for the Movement of the Islamic Sher, Mr. Bakri Saeed Kirmani has said that it is now incumbent upon us to continue the mission of the departed leader and to get the nation to a status it deserves among the comity of the caged animals. More...

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The Sasti Ideology Scheme

July 27, 2013 at 10:22 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

 

A bird flying over Peshawar sees rivers of blood. A bird flying over Lahore sees the marvelous engineering works which changed the way ordinary people live and work and carry out their daily activities and bombing of public places. More...

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The Rooster

July 27, 2013 at 10:15 AMAdministrator

 

الديك 

نزار قباني 

 

1

في حارتنا

ديك سادي سفاح 

ينتف ريش دجاج الحارة ،

كل صباح 

ينقرهن 

يطاردهن 

يضاجعهن 

ويهجرهن 

ولا يتذكر أسماء الصيصان 

 

The Rooster

Nizar Qabbani

 

In our street,

lives a sadistic murderous rooster

he plucks feathers off the hens in the street

clucks at them

chases them

has his way with them

and abandons them

and does not remember the names of the chicks

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Abbaji’s Dream

July 27, 2013 at 10:10 AMAdministrator

Letter to Brother Abdullah

Hakim Hazik

 

Dear Brother Abdullah,

 

Virtue is consolidating its hold in the Republic and vice is on retreat. Brother Tinpot is also in retreat. He has defied the Islamic court in Islamabad and has made good his escape with the help of his vassals in a Nissan off-roader. He has escaped to Chak Shahzad, where he has dug himself in and raised the banner of rebellion. More...

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