The Full Monti

January 12, 2013 at 10:34 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

Hakim Hazik

 

All the stake holders must be asked. The Field Marshal is a stake holder. He has made great sacrifices in the line of duty. He drank three cups of tea with Admiral Mullen. That was no small feat of physical endurance and mental tenacity, for which our armed forces are rightly famous around the world. More...

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Rani Gul Begum

January 6, 2013 at 4:18 PMAdministrator

By: Mudassar Bashir


Gul Begum was better known as 'Rani Gul Begum'. She was one of the courtesans from Amritsar. Maharaja Ranjit Singh was quite open about his relationships with courtesans throughout his life. A courtesan called Moraan was his favorite for a very long time during his reign over Lahore. She used to be known as 'Rani Moraan' in the court and city. One can still see a few buildings built by her in Punjab including a mosque in Papar Mundi Lahore. After her death, Moraan was buried next to Hazrat Tahir Bandagi in the Miani Sahib Graveyard. More...

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The Paradigm Shift

January 5, 2013 at 1:10 PMAdministrator

 

 

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Hakim Hazik

 

 

Major General Asim Saleem Bajwa, DG ISPR, when talking to this correspondent has outlined the new paradigm of War and Peace that has been developed in the Rawalpindi Golf Club after a game of 19 holes and an excellent serving of ox tail soup to round off a great day at the links. More...

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The Santa and the Betel Leaf

January 2, 2013 at 3:39 PMAdministrator

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Hakim Hazik

 

Glad tidings to the faithful. Father Christmas is here. He wears white and not red and brings goodies for the believers wrapped up in khaki and not tinsel. Very soon he will kiss the Field Marshal,  under the branch of mistletoe and with the waving of the silver topped cane with the regimental monogram, the two will be joined in holy matrimony to love and to cherish in sickness and in health, in war and in peace,  during marshal law and civilian rule, so help them God. More...

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Tehrik e Tetanus Pakistan

January 2, 2013 at 3:35 PMAdministrator

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Hakim Hazik

Press Statement:

We are winning this war. So far we have killed 9 enemies of Islam and CIA agents. If the CIA, does not back down, we will kill all our health care workers and infect all our children with polio. That will show them. More...

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Jiye Blighty

January 2, 2013 at 3:32 PMAdministrator

The Quaid Ispeaks

Hakim Hazik

Dear Peepil of the Gireat Port City, the Chief of the New Iscott Land Yard came far tea to the Edgware aafice. Yours tiruly co-operated fully. We had a nice, one to one, about impartant pirablems facing the nation. (Bilighty). I shared with him my extensive experience in how to police a major city, (Chicago). I was emotionally overcome reminiscing the fond memories of the late father of the nation (Al Capone). More...

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Justice Bindial Almighty

January 2, 2013 at 3:27 PMAdministrator

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Hakim Hazi

The Almighty has spoken. Never since the beginning of the universe has He spoken in such clear terms. He called all the angels and the archangels, secretaries and deputy secretaries, qasids and naib qasids and said that the dam be built. All should bow in submission to this Being created out of mud, the vicegerent of the Almighty and given supremacy over all Creation. Those who refuse and rebel will fall from favour and be driven from power, as the Almighty giveth power and it is his to take away. More...

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The Holy Peninsula

January 2, 2013 at 3:24 PMAdministrator

Letter from Brother Abdullah

Hakim Hazik

Praise be to Allah who has allowed us to bulldoze all signs of idolatry including the houses of Sahaba and the graves of the Baqee Cemetery to make room for the amenities of a pious and modern life, including DiorTM and Nina RicciTM. Salutations to the Creator who has blessed us with asphalt which is more powerful than sand and with which we can build large squares and piazzas, ideal for the public execution of Bangladeshi infidels and Sudanese witches, to the blessed recitation of Qari Al-Ghamdi. More...

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Pillar Talk

January 2, 2013 at 3:17 PMAdministrator

Tuzk e Jahangiri

Hakim Hazik

Shriek Chairman is shrieking with laughter. Tears are rolling down his cheeks. Field Marshal has come to sit on the carpet with his cap in the hand and his brather has come on his NATO tanker with ‘maan ki dua’ painted on its behind with a photu of Yoob Khan. More...

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