The Leader

August 24, 2012 at 9:39 AMAdministrator

When the convoy of the Leader, arrived I was asleep.

The afternoon azans were being blasted from the loud speakers. The Maulvi Sahib would strike the microphone 3 times before he would clear his throat and recite the salutations. Then he would  plunge into the proper azan with gusto. Suddenly there would be a tumult from all around when tens of muezzins would call the faithful to the prayers. More...

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The Gospel of St. Woolmer

August 22, 2012 at 11:24 AMAdministrator

By: Hakim Hazik

In the beginning God created the ECB.

As an afterthought and due to media pressure he created the BCCI and the PCB. To give a surprise to the angels who were bored to the point that they were talking to the bookies, he created Ijaz Butt. He ordered him to take abode in the Garden of Eden Housing Society (later merged into Defence Housing Authrority). He advised to him to watch the calories he ate and never to go near the forbidden tree of the Knowledge of the Good the Bad and the Ugly. From his rib he created the rib eye steak. He thrived in this garden and became the vicegerent of God on earth. More...

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The House of Peace

August 22, 2012 at 10:47 AMAdministrator

 

By: Hakim Hazik

I am saying what the Maulvi is saying. It means that I am becoming a Muslim. Being a Muslim is very nice. I have thought about it. I feel ready. Fasting is good. It makes you feel good. You have to get up in the middle of the night. I have a deep sleep. The house mother has to shake me hard to wake me up. I don’t mind. More...

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Dajjal National Park

August 22, 2012 at 10:41 AMAdministrator

 

By: Hakim Hazik

Our heartiest felicitations to the great philosopher of Islam and the scourge of the heretics for his re-employment at the world headquarters of virtue and piety, the great fountainhead of knowledge and wisdom, the satellite channel of Geo. More...

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The Fall of Geneva

August 22, 2012 at 10:37 AMAdministrator

By: Hakim Hazik

They had come in their serried legions, by air by sea and by land routes. Gathering dust and glory of arduous distances, hazarding innumerable perils including the incomparable risks of flying on the PIA’s Air Buses, recycled from the Lahore Omnibuses. More...

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Higg's Bosoms

August 22, 2012 at 10:34 AMAdministrator

Peter Higgs was a physicist, born in Edinburgh. At an early age he postulated the presence of massive entities called Higg’s bosoms which rivaled the achievements of Marilyn Monroe and Maulana Fazlur Rehman. He flirted for a little while with the Defense of Pakistan Council, but soon realized that this crush was futile and would not lead to any breakthroughs in cosmology. More...

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Prince Knife Bin Abdul Aziz

August 22, 2012 at 10:30 AMAdministrator

Verily we are from God and to him must we return. While he lived, he was a source of inspiration to all of us. He implemented the vision of Al-Shaikh Abdul Wahab with diligence and with devotion. All the faithful in the world such as the standard bearers of Islam including Rana Sana Ullah and Malik Ishaq looked up to him for guidance.

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