Letter to the Queen

June 23, 2012 at 9:24 PMAdministrator

 

23rd of May, 2012

HRH Queen

Any Royal Residence

The World Over

 

Dear Ma'am

 

Hope you and Uncle Phil enjoy good health. I pray that he has recovered from his heart scare and now back again to his fighting fit ways, with the lot of us lot bearing the brunt of his jokes. I honestly have to admit that political correctness has taken things to such an extreme that humour now is non existent in what once used to be  a great country. More...

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Maula vs Maula

June 23, 2012 at 8:53 PMAdministrator

 

By: Hakim Hazik

 

Are you new in town smart alec? If you want to stay alive, go back to Seraikistan. You will not last a second in the federal territory of Maula Jat. Dismount from your high horse smarty pants. Your fate will be decided in the open arena on the Constitution Avenue. You want to mess with the law? You are making  a big mistake. More...

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Et Tu Bootay

June 23, 2012 at 8:48 PMAdministrator

 

By: Hakim Hazik

 

Pakistan has been attacked again by Bahria Seals. Our sovereignty is in tatters. Malik Riaz has landed in Karachi on his Hawker 400XP, the product of latest, Zionist American stealth technology. 

Our valiant armed forces, currently headquartered in the back pocket of Malik Sahib, will give a befitting reply, as soon as they are finished with the global war on the Baloch university lecturers and other enemies of the state. More...

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Mughal e Azam

June 23, 2012 at 8:41 PMAdministrator

 

By: Hakim Hazik 

To Nuruddin Mohammad Arsalan:


You are charged with bringing into disrepute the office of the crown prince and heir to the throne for the love of a dissolute and lowly slave girl Malik Razia. You have incited the army of the realm to open rebellion. You have tried to collude with formation commanders of 10,000 troops each,  General E Zamir and General Shaukat and tried to deprive them of their conscience and their splendour which they had protected from the wily courtesan, Musharraf un Nisa with great artifice. More...

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The Thar Coal Project

June 23, 2012 at 8:36 PMAdministrator

By: Hakim Hazik


Sheikh Jingle Bells has beaten Dr Fruitcake in the gasification project. The learned Sheikh  has produced more gas for less dollars per cubic meters than the much advertised Thar Coal project. With such patriotic innovators among our midst we will soon export gas to Qatar and energy to Saudi Arabia. It is important to diversify our exports and discover new markets as the American economy is on its last legs, threatening our traditional exports of car bombs, Al-Qaida operatives in orange suits and Aafia Siddiqi. More...

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