January 28, 2012 at 4:43 PM
Who says I am afraid? Pakistan is a peaceful country where nobody has ever been harmed for their political views. Everyone in Islamabad lives in peace and harmony, except black goats, Chinese massage women and journalists led astray by petty notions of free speech. World renowned figures have made its relaxing holiday retreats such as Abbott Abad their second homes. International celebrities come and go with complete freedom, especially Navy Seals in Stealth Helicopters. More...
January 28, 2012 at 4:35 PM
31 Laxmi Mansion
Dear Uncle Ash,
I would not normally bother you at this critical juncture in our nations’s history. As you know, I would normally write to Uncle Sam whenever I run out of locally distilled whisky. I have heard that you are not talking to Uncle Sam any more. This has caused me tremendous anxiety so that I am worried that the essentials of life that are the last hope of poor devout muslims like me will not arrive in time. I, like all the patriotic Pakistanis who ride a rented Sohrab bicycle, am quite attached to the idea of having gleaming new squadrons of F16s, so that we can destroy our enemies who cast their evil eyes on our determined nation. More...
January 15, 2012 at 12:33 PM
خداوند عز و جل ما را اندر زمانه پدید آورده است که اهل آن هوا را شریعت نام کرده اند و طلب جاه و ریاست و تکبر را عز و علم و ریا خلق را خشیت و نهان داشتن کینه را اندر دل حلم و مجادله را مناظره و مجازیت و سفاهت را عفت و نفاق را زهد و تمنا را ارادت و هزیان طبع را معرفت و حرکات دل و حدیث نفس را محبت و الحاد را فقر و حجود را صفوت و زندقه را فنا و ترک شریعت پیغامبر را طریقت و آفت اهل زمانه را معاملت نام کرده اند تا ارباب معانی اندر میان ایشان مهجور گشته اند و ایشان غلبه گرفتند.
January 14, 2012 at 11:19 AM
By: Hakim Hazik
State vs. Lamb Husain alias Ram Parkash.
The court reminds you that you are under oath tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
The petitioner Wolf Uddin has submitted to this full bench that you have conspired and collaborated with a foreign power to bring the armed forces of this great pasture into disrepute. You have conspired to attack their morale and tried to disturb the peace of the forest. More...