Address to the Nation

November 25, 2011 at 6:24 PMAdministrator


By: Hakim Hazik

 

Meray Aziz Ham Watno,

 

In the name of Allah the beneficent, the merciful.

In the name of soft strategic depth, which has no equal.

 

Tonight, I want to report to the people of Pakistan and to the world, that the ISI has conducted an operation which has neutralized and eliminated Husain Haqqani, the biggest threat to the world peace and to the rule of law. More...

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Husain Haqqani Shaheed, Nishan e Haider

November 20, 2011 at 11:03 AMAdministrator

By: Hakim Hazik

 

To,

President Asif Ali Zardari

President of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan

 

And, 

Field Martial Avatar P Kayani

The Supreme Leader,

In-charge S Wing

Father of the Nation

 

Through the Good Offices of,

Mr Mansoor Ijaz, 

Interlocutor to Admiral Mullen, President Obama and God. 

 

Dear Sirs,

 

Please find enclosed my resignation from the post of the ambassador in Washington. I have submitted it simultaneously to the FO, the YouTube and the Twitter. More...

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The Final Arbiter

November 13, 2011 at 12:43 PMAdministrator

Letter from Brother Abdullah

By: Hakim Hazik

 

Dear Brother Nawaz,

 

We are in receipt of your worthy epistle. It has brought comfort to our aggrieved heart. May Allah SWT allow us to live and die as Muslims, preferably on martyrdom missions, and raise us as Muslims on the day of judgement preferably in our suicide attire. May God protect us from the Zionists and from the Iranians and the dangers that are incubating in Negev and in Bushehr. More...

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La Soot in London

November 13, 2011 at 12:37 PMAdministrator

By: Hakim Hazik

 

Mran had a big jalsa. Peepal are saying that nobody has done a bigger jalsa since Sheed Mohtarma, when she came in 1986 and your brather was driving the truck faram the airpoat, right upto the Yadgar. Afsos, I was nat driving the Land Rover this time. More...

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Saudi Riyal, Almighty

November 13, 2011 at 12:33 PMAdministrator

 

 

 

Letter to Brother Abdullah

By: Hakim Hazik

 

Verily, we are for God and to Him we must return. 

 

Your Majesty the Malik of the Holy Peninsula, the Servitor of the Holy Harems and the peerless conqueror of the Satanic Kingdom of Bahrain, please accept my heartfelt condolences at the sad passing away of the Crown Prince. Please also convey my deepest sympathies to the  23 brothers, whether Sudairi or non Sudairi, the 46 half brothers and 69 quarter brothers of the dear departed soul. More...

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The High Charpai of ISI

November 13, 2011 at 12:28 PMAdministrator

 

 

 

 

The High Charpai of ISI

By: Hakim Hazik

 

The shadow of God on earth, Field Marshal Avatar P. Kayani has pronounced in clear and unambiguous terms, that Pakistan will not take dictation from anyone. He was giving dictation to Parliamentary Defense Committee. He was in an expansive mood sitting on his customary charpai, as Chaudhry Nisar massaged his feet in a closed door session which was shown to the media through a crack in the door. More...

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