Shriek Chairman’s Bum

September 17, 2011 at 10:39 AMAdministrator

 

Tuzk e Jahangiri

By: Hakim Hazik

 

Where you were on nine leven? I was eating Benazir Qulfa near Pani Wala Talab. I would normally go to Mochi gate for Seekh Kabab, but it was tweezday and I don’t eat meat on tweezdays. I saw it myself with my own eyes on tally viyun. The fust plane then the sacond plane. Peepals running like chickens in New Yarak. Tawars falling. I thought inside inside my heart, Allah Pak take mercy, they will come after Brather Usama Bin. More...

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For God And Country

September 10, 2011 at 3:27 PMAdministrator

 

By: Hakim Hazik

 

It is time that Admiral Mullen realized that God is on our side. To go against the will of God will cause global warming, a nuclear holocaust and quite possibly a double dip recession. The will of God is not to go into North Waziristan. North Waziristan is the promised land where the Son of Man will land to slay the beast and to start the Millennium. We must wait for the opportune time and not be provoked into precipitate action just because there is an election every four years. More...

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The Gullible in Gujranwala

September 10, 2011 at 3:20 PMAdministrator

 

By: Hakim Hazik

 

The Eid ul Fitr was celebrated with the usual religious fervour across the length and breadth of the country. Actually, at least four moons were sighted and at least three Eids were celebrated, the majority of them in Khyber Pukhtunkhwa. Some members of the Moon Sighting Committee have revealed to this correspondent in confidence, that actually nine moons were sighted, but it was thought in the public interest not to disclose this information at the present critical juncture in Ummah’s history. More...

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The Holy Battle of Ind

September 10, 2011 at 3:16 PMAdministrator

 

By: Hakim Hazik

 

As we set off on this epochal journey, as we made a tryst with destiny, we made a promise   to Ummah, that we will never touch aloo gosht. As we know and the whole Ummah knows, that aloo gosht is against the Two Nation Theory. We would never have thought that this dark moment will come to pass when Nawaz Sharif will descend to these depths of crassness and depravity, that he will not only eulogize aloo gosht but ghia gosht as well! More...

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