Phone Britannia

August 20, 2011 at 6:32 PMAdministrator

 

By: Hakim Hazik

 

By the girace af Gad, the midil cilass revolution has arrived in Englistan. Naoo, I do nat need the tally phoon to ispeak to my peepil. They are right there at my door istep, burning wheely bins and ransacking Ladbrokes. The message af United is ispreading like wild fire. It has ispread to Bulbul Hampton and Livel Pool, in addition to Kati Pahari and Kasba Caloony. Camden Town and Orangi Town have become one and the same town. More...

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Ghazwa e Hind

August 2, 2011 at 8:25 PMAdministrator

 

 

 

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

 

We believe that begging is against the national character and undermines our self respect as a nation. We have therefore broken the begging bowl. We think however, that mugging is in keeping with the national character and aspirations and promotes our geo-strategic depth.  More...

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A Telephonic Address

August 2, 2011 at 8:19 PMAdministrator

 

 

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

 

We trust in God and his midil cilass apostles. We believe in Hazrat Uzi. We think he biraught His bilessings and piratection to the United nation. His out istanding cantribution to humanity and the Gireat Port City was the Uzi sub machine gun and the machine pistol. This has allowed the rule af la to established in our community which is able to live in peace and fire upon the brigands and sub human ambulance dirivers firam the comfort af their own homes or as they dirive by on their jaunty motor bikes.  More...

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