London Bridge Is Falling Down

June 26, 2011 at 5:17 PMAdministrator

 

By: Hamid  Ateeq

لندن دا پل ٹٹ چلیا اي

میری پیاریئے گوریئے میمے

 

لکڑ، گارا لے کے آئیے

رل کے پل نوں فیر بنائیے

 

لکڑ گل کے ٹٹ جانی اے

قسمت تیری پھٹ جانی اے

گوریئے میمے۔۔۔۔

لکڑ ہاریئے گوریئے میمے

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Wiki Takes A Leak

June 26, 2011 at 5:07 PMAdministrator

 

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

 

The pious corps commanders have expressed in categorical terms that we will not take dictation from Satan and Admiral Mullen any more. We should declare that our sovereignty is supreme and inviolable, surrendered only to God and men of God such as Aiman al Zawahiri. We should return the nineteen dollars ninety nine, we had borrowed in good faith from the USA due to temporary cash flow problems. We should rely on our own resources. We should squeeze our population till the pips squeak. We should pray to Allah, the Sovereign of the universe and sustainer of the GDP. More...

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Imam Kalashnikov

June 20, 2011 at 8:39 PMAdministrator

 

 Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

 

Imam ul Ummat, the chosen of God and the leader of the faithful, Sheikh Mikhael Timofeyevich Kalashnikov was born in the sacred region of Altai, in the Vilayat of Russia in 1919. He saw action on the Western front, against the infidel Panzer division, which led to confusion and catastrophe in the legions of the Faith. He retired therefore to his Black Sea dacha to ponder over the grave challenges facing the Ummah. After deep reflection and intense meditation, he was led by the God Almighty to the path of success and salvation. He became the inventor of the AK 47 sub machine gun.  More...

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Tehreek e Namoos e ISI

June 10, 2011 at 8:10 PMAdministrator

 

 Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

 

A vicious campaign has been launched to malign the mother of all agencies and against the father of all strategic deterrents. We must fight with determination to protect both. We must start with eating grass and move swiftly to snakes and lizards, with which the Almighty has blessed this land of bounty. More...

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A Few Good Men

June 10, 2011 at 7:57 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

 

As the fifth columnists and fellow travelers and online journalists are identified and eliminated one by one by the International Sensitive Agency in a sensitive and humane manner, there is one question that comes up again and again. This is the major question facing the Ummah today. Is Ijaz Butt circumcised? There are other questions such as: Is he actually Ijaz Butt? We do not give credence to the rumours that he is actually Abida Parveen in drag. More...

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