The Regional Solution

May 28, 2011 at 1:54 PMAdministrator

 Tuzk e Jahangiri

By: Hakim Hazik

 

I am very sad today. I am crying. They have tacked the Suzuki Mehran Base and killed innocent innocent peepal and destroyed the Orions we loved so much, on which we had spent so much money. With this money the Shriek Chairman could have baught at least ten thousand Qingchis and opened at least three counts in Sweezerland. 

 

Shriek Chairman has gan to Mascow. He has seen the Sukhois. He has ridden in the Ladas. Shahsab has gan to Peeking. He has seen the janyan madels of Qingchis and given the Cheeni brathers the punkha which they are going to change into the helicapter once again. Our determination as a nation should nat be underestimated. Democracy is the best revenge.  More...

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امریکہ نال لڑ بیٹھے آں

May 24, 2011 at 10:43 PMAdministrator

Hamid Ateeq

امریکہ نال لڑ بیٹھے آں

پوچھل شیر دی پھڑ بیٹھے آں

گدڑ چوکیدار بٹھا کے

باندر لیڈر کر بیٹھے آں

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Banu Carbon

May 20, 2011 at 6:58 PMAdministrator

 

 Letter to Brother Abdullah

By: Hakim Hazik

 

Dear Sahib-Al-Naft, Jalalat-ul-Carbon, please accept greetings from your brother and salutations from your bhabi.

 

Your Majesty, I must pay tribute to yourself and the whole Aal e Naft for the immense contribution made to the renaissance of the Ummah. You have not only turned the land of oil and sand into the land of milk and honey, but also made it the scientific and cultural capital of the world. More...

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The Beatification of Bin Laden

May 15, 2011 at 5:35 PMAdministrator

 

 Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

 

We have all gathered here today to honor the late OBL, academic, exegete and professor of asymmetric warfare at the PMA Kakool. He has become a legend in death, as he was in life. More...

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