Mullah Akhtar Mohammad Mansoor

November 27, 2010 at 1:25 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

 

By: Hakim Hazik

The RAF Hercules taxis slowly to a stop on the tarmac of Bagram Airbase. The most important dignitary to grace the ISAF airbase in a decade steps off. It is none other than Mullah Akhtar Mohammad Mansoor. The doyen of the Quetta Shura, Viceroy to the Realm of Hindukush, the trusted rapporteur and heir to the King Emperor of Quetta and Qandahar, Mullah Mohammad Omar himself. (God preserve his shadow). More...

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See No Evil

November 20, 2010 at 2:21 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Bon jour Ada Sarko Zee. This is votre brotheur from Islamabad. Mon regards to Adi Carla, the Sultana of Brunei. More...

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اے مچ تساڈا بلدا ہے

November 15, 2010 at 7:58 PMAdministrator

 

 

اے مچ تساڈا بلدا پئے

محمد ایوب

راتیں ٹھڈیاں ٹھار سہی

ہوند تساڈی سیک ودی

گھپ ہنیرے رستے تھئے

تساں چندر ہتھاں وچ چئی پھردے

 

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The Land af Hope and Giloree

November 6, 2010 at 2:12 PMAdministrator

The Quaid Ispeaks

By: Hakim Hazik

Kiranchi represents the hopes and aspirations af all midil cilass peepils acrass the world. If a midil cilass worker such as Imran Farooq is martyred in a knife itack in Edgware, he is biraught to Kiranchi in a bax, to be buried in the piramised land. Such is the attraction af Kiranchi. It birings midil cilass peepil together firam UP, Bihar, Bangladesh, Burma, Afghanistan, Balochistan, Iran and various other countries, so that they can achieve their tirue vocation af living an rubbish heaps and selling pap corn, until they are popped off with a bullet in the head by devoted, public ispirited individuals an motorbikes. More...

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