Bhangra Night

October 31, 2010 at 3:44 PMAdministrator

Tuzk e Jahangiri

By: Hakim Hazik

To tell the truth, Asma Jungeer has made as much cantribution towards the kaz af damo cracy as your taroo brather, Jungeer Badar. She has eaten beatings at the hands af the fauj. She has eaten buse at the hands af the maulvis. By the grace af Gad, she has kicked the pious and overfed behind of Akram Shaikhsab. By the grace af Gad, we have seen the back of Qazi Anwarsab. Narai Takbir. More...

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Soft Strategic Depth

October 23, 2010 at 3:15 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

As the year draws to a close, we have great news for the people of the Aslafic Republic of Pakistan. We are getting two billion dollars, audit free, interest free, and adjusted for inflation. This has been personally promised in the presence of the world media by the great scion of the Ummah and the Great Off-White Hope, President Syed Barak Hussein Obama (Chishti, Qadri). More...

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Jalozai National Park

October 16, 2010 at 12:51 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Other people have places like Ellis Island where the dispossessed of the world disembarked and were given a new beginning, a new hope and a new life. We have Jalozai where the our Afghan, Turkmen, and Tajik brothers arrived in wave after wave, to be given food, shelter, new hope, new domicile certificates, new national identity cards, new Kalashnikovs, new indoctrination and a new purpose in life. More...

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The World According to Jamaat

October 9, 2010 at 4:23 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Praise be to Allah who created the universe. Praise be to Apostle Brzezinski who created Afghan jihad. A thousand prayers for Al-Sheikh Casey who ran it. May Allah shower his blessings on the soul of the mujaddid of the last century, Hazrat Zia ul Haq shahed (RA). May his jawbone rest in everlasting peace, along with the dentures of  Shaheed Robert Raphel in the Bawahalpur desert. More...

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Enlightened Moderation, Part Two

October 2, 2010 at 4:57 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

 

By: Hakim Hazik

It is great to see the best and the brightest in Pakistan assembled for this historic occasion. I welcome Mr Sher Afgan Niazi, the foremost public intellectual of the Eastern hemisphere; Dr Naseem Ashraf, physician, philosopher and toad eater par excellence; Naeem Bukhari, a leading light in law and scholarly letter writing and last but not the least, PJ Mir, who does not let his intelligence interfere with his patriotism. More...

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