Suck More Sugarcanes

July 25, 2010 at 6:21 PMAdministrator

Tuzk e Jahangiri

By: Hakim Hazik

Friends and Countrymen,

Lend me your ears.

The faeces af Inglush medium schools are going up. Most peepal in Pakistan Peepal Paty can nat ford them. But if we have to survive and make pragress, we must lurn Inglush. Otherwise we will nat have highly ejucated shriek chairmans and secty journals like me in future. I have decided to give faree tewshun in classical language and litrature, in Choona Mandi Metropolitan Univarasty, af which I have decided to become the Vice Chancellor.  More...

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A Degree is a Degree

July 17, 2010 at 11:57 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

It has been said that a degree is degree, whether you have bought it from the back of a truck or from a bona fide, professional forger registered with the Higher Education Commission. If I were you, I would not buy university degrees any more. I would buy a university, which, now a days is as cheap and much better value for money.More...

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A Submission to the Supreme Court

July 10, 2010 at 1:26 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Most respectfully I beg to submit my apology to the esteemed Supreme Court of Pakistan. I am sorry that I was not able to come up with the name of the first chapter in the Holy Book. I now know that it is the Objective’s Resolution. More...

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The Matchless Courage of Rana Maqbool

July 3, 2010 at 3:08 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

 

By: Hakim Hazik

Justice Iftikhar of the Lahore High Court has struck a blow for democracy. He has granted a bail before arrest to the selfless civil servant and policeman par excellence, Rana Maqbool Ahmed, formerly of Sind Police department and currently in charge of public prosecution in the Punjab.

This kind-hearted and mild mannered gentleman has always put duty before personal benefit and national service before self interest. However has never given any quarter to the enemies of the state and has always been unflinching and steadfast in upholding the rule of law. More...

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