Sovereignty Belongs to God

May 29, 2010 at 11:49 AMAdministrator

Popular Myths

 

By: Hakim Hazik

God does not normally communicate with politicians these days. There are people who claim to be directly in communication with God. They are more likely to be found in long stay psychiatry facilities. If they are unlucky, and happen to be in Pakistan, they will be charged with blasphemy and dragged through courts. Not infrequently, they will be lynched by religious fanatics. More...

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The Jinn of Ideology

May 22, 2010 at 11:59 AMAdministrator

Popular Myths

By: Hakim Hazik

It is a popular myth that Pakistan is an ideological state. This is a translation of ‘Nazria e Pakistan’. This is usually taken to mean that Pakistan was created so that the Sharia law can be implemented and that would solve all our problems and return us to the pristine glories of early Islamic Empire. This is a false and a dangerous notion and has already caused untold damage. The ‘Ideology of Pakistan’ is a mortal threat to the existence of Pakistan. More...

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Fatwa

May 15, 2010 at 7:34 PMAdministrator

 

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

The place of Muslim women is inside the house. It is the duty of men to supervise over them, to provide them with food and look after their well being and security. They are responsible for the provision of niqab, abaya, burqa, jilbab, chastity belts, handcuffs, shackles and other devices of women’s liberation. More...

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تیل تقویٰ اور ترقی

May 11, 2010 at 4:03 AMAdministrator

مکتوب از برادر عبداللہ

صدیقِ محترم، اخِ مکرم جناب نواز شریف صاحب

مابدولت، صاحب السمو، جلاللۃ الملک، اولوالامر فی مملکۃ النفتیہ کی طرف سے سلامِ مسنون و مشروع قبول کیجیے۔

آپ کی عرضداشت موصول ہوئی۔ یہ سن کر ہمیں مسرت ہوئی کہ آپ مملکتِ خداداد میں خیریت سے ہیں اور فوجی جبر و استبداد اور مرکزی ادارہِ محصولات کی پہنچ سے دور پابندِ شریعت زندگی گزار رہے ہیں۔ باری تعالیٰ سے دعا ہے کہ وہ آپ کو فوج کی دسترس اور وفاقی محصولات کی دستبرد سے محفوظ رکھے اور رزقِ حلال و مطہر سے کما حقہُ متمتع کرے۔ آپ پر اپنی نوازشات کی بارش کرے اور سیارہ جاتِ بی ایم ڈبلیو اور ہیلی کوپٹرِ ایم آئی سترہ، مبریٰ از محصولِ درآمدی سے فیضیاب کرے۔

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The Impeccable Logic of the Headless Corpse

May 1, 2010 at 6:28 PMAdministrator

The Quaid Ispeaking

 

By: Hakim Hazik

Dear Punjabi Oxen,

Gireetings firam Iscatt Road, near Edgware Road. Muttahidda is on the roll. The march af the lower and midil cilass peepil is unistoppable. In the eleven years that we have been in power in Kiranchi, we have tiransfarmed the city. We have built ismart ismart highways and iskyways. We have built tunnels and biridges. Now, an average Chipa ambulance can whizz thirough the city, pick up body parts after suicide attacks and biring them to Jinnah Hospital in no time at all. Quicker than it takes us to istab Zardari sahib in the back. Quicker than it takes to say midil cilass revolution More...

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