Ramday Renaissance Hotel

February 27, 2010 at 11:44 AMAdministrator

 

تزکِ جہانگیری

از: حکیم حاذق

سریر آرائے سلطنتِ ہندوستان، ظلِ الٰہی، صاحبِ عالم، صاحبقران، شہنشاہ نورالدین محمد جہانگیر بدر، ایم  اے پولیٹکل سائنس، ایل ایل بی پنجاب، اب ایک پریس کانفرنس سے خطاب فرمائیں گے:

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A Prophecy Come True

February 25, 2010 at 10:04 PMAdministrator

Letter to the Queen

 

By: Asif Raja

 

HRH the Queen

Any Royal Abode

UK& the Independent Territories.

 

Dear Ma’am

 

Skipping the usual banal apologies and health enquiries, I fully trust that the royal mail will make sure that you get this letter. Being the head of our great country I do realise that your duties which we all know that come before all and sundry even family takes you far and wide to meet with your humble and loyal subjects. More...

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Brother Brother and Brother Pasha

February 20, 2010 at 5:35 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Dear Brother,

Do you seriously think that you can talk to the infidel Americans and the running dog Karzai while sitting in the citadel of Islam and enjoying the peace and prosperity of the city of Karachi? Do you think you can carry on behind our back while partaking of prime quality snuff, provided courtesy of the International Sensitive Agency? More...

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Imam Wilson 1933-2010

February 14, 2010 at 2:20 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Seldom in the history of the true faith has so much been owed by so many to a single true mujahid. He was driven by the fire and the zeal of the true faith. He knew the value of freedom. The trials and tribulations which would have shaken a lesser man, only served to strengthen his faith in the all powerful, the all knowing Free Market. He also knew that the real rewards await the true mujahidin in the world hereafter. He knew that the rewards in this world including prime quality Columbian cocaine, count for nothing. He was the one stalwart who resisted the onslaught of the infidel Russian juggernaut in the tradition of Imam Shamil. More...

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My Name Ij Baal

February 6, 2010 at 11:26 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Maharashtra ij for Marathi Manoos only. If Shah Rukh Khan is fand of his Pakistani brathers he should go and lieuve in Pakistan. There, he will find many Khans, with whom he can pilay kirkit or other games popular in that race. He can sing a duet with Maulana Lakhvi or record a monsoon scene with Hafiz Saeed. Oui will paratect Mumbai against enemy infiltrators such as Shahid Afridi and Rahul Gandhi. More...

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The Merger with Pakistan Day

February 1, 2010 at 12:11 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

By the grace of God, the valiant Kashmiris all over the world observed a black day on the republic day of the occupying imperialist forces. Pakistan has stood by its Kashmiri brethren through thick and thin. However the Occupied Kashmir is demographically diverse and requires sensitive handling, once it has merged with Pakistan. More...

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