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The Merger with Pakistan Day

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

By the grace of God, the valiant Kashmiris all over the world observed a black day on the republic day of the occupying imperialist forces. Pakistan has stood by its Kashmiri brethren through thick and thin. However the Occupied Kashmir is demographically diverse and requires sensitive handling, once it has merged with Pakistan. More...

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The Lahore Durbar

 

Dear danny zens of Lahore shpecially zens, I am writing your faram the durbar of Lahore with Shriek Chairman sitting on the takht of Lahore. As always, I am spoating him. I am the most impatant mimber af his paty. I carry the weight af the hole paty on my strang shoulders. I share the burdens af his leadership by carrying them myself. This brings a smile to the face of the Shriek Chairman and sometimes tears to his eyes More...

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Politics

The Islamic Commonwealth of Khorasan

Extraordinary Rendition

 

By: Hakim Hazik

Dear Subjects,

It is with great pleasure that we welcome you to the establishment of the House of Islam, the Haven of Peace, the Caliphate of God and the State of all Muslims and people in covenant. This, my brothers, is the Holy Commonwealth of Khorasan. More...

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Radio Nine Zero FM

The Quaid Ispeaking

By: Hakim Hazik

Dear Muttahida Nation,

This is you Quaid ispeaking again, alive firam the sectriate in London. The military itachee is here as well. He is making an ispecial giloree for me, in the gilorious tiradition of the army. More...

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Pilgrim Fathers in Gawadar

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

This splendid ship has dropped anchor in the port of Gawadar. No, no I do not mean any of the celebrated TV presenters, who are all here, flown first class, courtesy of tax payer and IMF and put up in the excellent Intercontinental hotel. More...

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