The Arab Dominion of Pakistan

December 27, 2009 at 12:44 PMAdministrator

Letter from Brother Abdullah

By: Hakim Hazik

Dear Brother Nawaz,

We are in receipt of your kind missive and your Christmas card, please accept our greetings and of our subjects on this auspicious occasion. We were pleased to know that you are partaking of the blessings of the Almighty in the holy borough of Southall. There are indeed many rewards which await the faithful; those who stand firm in face of the trials brought on them by the Almighty and those who eschew heretical and dangerous notions such as liberal democracy More...

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Islamic Republic of Inglistan

December 19, 2009 at 10:58 AMAdministrator

Letter to Brother Abdullah

 

By: Hakim Hazik

Dear Brother,

Please accept our greetings for the festive season from the holy land of South Hall. This is a bastion of the Ummah and a safe haven for the faithful in the Increasingly Islamic Republic of Inglistan. I would urge you your majesty to break your auspicious journey at Lahore Karahi, when you next travel to the blessed land of Marbella. More...

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Mehsud International Airport

December 12, 2009 at 9:03 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

This is a live transmission from the Mehsud International Airport, formerly Benazir International Airport, formerly Islamabad International Airport. Our most honoured guest, his Excellency Mullah Abdus Salam Zaeef, the special representative of the Caliph of Islam, Mullah Mohammad Omar will shortly disembark from his donkey cart. Two children dressed in traditional attire and suicide jackets will present him bouquets of flowers. More...

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Maulana Thunder and Lightning

December 7, 2009 at 10:36 AMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

The infidels will try to snuff out the lamp of truth but their hollow and empty breaths will be useless. Due to the hypocritical and faithless policies of our leaders, due to the conspiracies of Hindu, Zionist, American, Qadiani, Buddhist, Baha’i, Kharji, Inuit and Blackwater lobby, our tribal areas have been transformed from citadels of world jihad to killing fields of drone war. This has all been made possible due to NRO, which has allowed our leaders to become willing tools in the hands of Zionist, imperialist, Brahmin, and secular communists. More...

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