The Rise and Fall of Brother Mehsud

August 30, 2009 at 11:00 PMAdministrator

Letter to Brother Abdullah

By: Hakim Hazik

Dear Brother Abdullah,

The former brother and former patriot, Baitullah Mehsud is dead; more dead than the Patriot ABM missile. He was felled by the Predator missile, fired on the orders of brother Barak Husain Obama and requested by my special brother and the president of the nation, my late Sister BB’s last and the most precious gift to the Ummah, Brother AA. More...

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Kaday Yazam Was Nat An Indian Gent

August 23, 2009 at 4:19 PMAdministrator

Tuzk e Jahangiri

By: Hakim Hazik

What what rubbish the media will perdoos. Now Mr Jaswant Singh Saab is saying that Kaday Yazam Mumd Ali Jinnah was nat the Father af the Nation. I am asking him, if he was nat the father af the nation, was he a Phupha of the nation? And who was the father af the nation then anyhow? Mraja Ranjit Singh? Shah Faisal? Barak Sain Bama? More...

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The Crisis in Nawab Shah

August 15, 2009 at 8:20 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik 

August 14, 2009. Pakistan has survived another crisis. Today when Pakistanis across the length and breadth of the country were joyfully celebrating their 63rd independence day, a heinous attack took place on our fundamental national values. As a result, the situation of public order in Nawab Shah suddenly took a dire turn More...

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The Ummah Club

August 9, 2009 at 2:39 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

I live in London, Inglistan. This is the heartland of Ummah. There are many members of the Ummah Club. I have been here the longest. I have the largest number of cases against me in law courts, most of them murder cases. Other mimbers incilude General Tinpot and Short Cut Aziz. We aften sit together and compare notes. More...

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Bring Back the Empire

August 7, 2009 at 7:31 PMAdministrator

Letter to the Queen

By: Asif Raja 

Dear Ma’am

It has just occurred to me to write a letter to you on an impulse which I am known more for, rather than allocating  protected time to sit down and type the letters, as I have promised, to keep your highness informed and amused. More...

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The Final Solution

August 3, 2009 at 7:00 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

This is a historic occasion, seldom seen in the history of nations. Pakistan is about to be given the distinction of the most racially purified and ethnically clean nation of the world. We have been painstakingly guided through this difficult process, by internationally acclaimed peace activists such as Mr Narendra Modi and Mr Slobodan Milosevic. More...

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Gojra’s Shame

August 2, 2009 at 10:57 AMAdministrator

Gojra’s Shame

Justice Denied

Christians burnt alive in Gojra riots

Rangers called in after mob torches Christian homes 
Punjab law minister says preliminary investigation shows no desecration of holy Quran

By Ali Usman

Daily Times
 

LAHORE: The government deployed the Rangers to the town of Gojra on Saturday after at least seven Christians, including three women, were burnt alive and dozens injured following the second incident of violence against Christians in Punjab in one month. More...

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