Tuzk e Jahangiri

By: Hakim Hazik

To,

Chory Tza Zessun,

Brister at La, LLM

Daktrate in La (Onris Kaza, Can Tub)

Member Central Xective Kmaitee

Dear Chory Saab,           

In cardence with rules and sub rules, las, bye las and inlas of the Paty, in my capasty as the Secty Journal of the Paty and in consultation with the Shriek Chairman, I am sending you this notus. Tis imaptant that you take this seriously and rpoat back to the undersigned within one week. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Shopping

If you are a shopaholic, Pakistan is the country for you. Outstanding bargains are on offer, especially on transplant kidneys and other human organs. There are prestigious outlets in Lahore and Karachi, to cater for the individual taste of the discerning buyer. Please ensure that you get an international warranty on your purchase.  More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik 

For one thing, I am fed up with Miansab. He has gone into rut again.  Judge, judge, judge. He thinks that we are owl’s muscles. Even a tanga walla on Mcloroad knows what he really wants. He says he wants Ftikhar Chory Saab to be put back into his seat. Inside inside, he wants his own behind in the prime minister’s seat. Who are you grazing sir ji? More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik 

Pakistan is a country of outstanding natural beauty. It has a sprawling, languid coastline, ideal for conducting gun running operations; some of the world’s highest mountains, home to world’s leading financiers and public intellectuals, such as Mr Bin Laden and Mr Al Zawahiri; metropolitan cities with world class hotels, ideally suited for truck bombing. More...