The ISI Alumni Association

January 25, 2009 at 1:29 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik 

We would be very honoured to have the pleasure of you company in the annual dinner of the Association. We look forward to a wonderful programme of glamour and glitz, fun and entertainment through the course of the evening, at the Campaign headquarters of Mingora. One of the main attractions will be live executions by means of beheading, shooting and lynching of the leading arts and educational figures from the local community. These remarkable individuals have been specially nominated by the Tehrik e Taliban Pakistan, our partners in good governance. More...

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Twin Cities

January 18, 2009 at 5:04 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik 

Your Most Exalted Excellency, the Radiant Presence, the centre and the focus of my worship, the Mother and the Father of the Nation, welcome to the President’s house. More...

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Peace On Earth

January 13, 2009 at 3:42 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

With the support of the brave Israeli population and the help of the international community, we have entered the 17th day of the Operation Gaza. Over 900 Palestinian terrorists are dead. Only 1.5 million to go. Very soon we will achieve everlasting peace in Gaza. More...

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Afridi Ordnance Ltd.

January 3, 2009 at 7:33 PMAdministrator

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik 

Sale sale sale....Loot Christmas clearance sale...

Come one come all. Young and old, men and women.  A once in a lifetime opportunity to buy modern weaponry going cheap.

Buy the unrivalled Marine Corps laser aiming device, essential for the serious sniper; or the Kentucky Rehab Industries attack boots, ideal for lightning raids into Nangarhar to slaughter the infidel. Also available, high quality bullet proof vests, suitable for martyrdom operations in the Swat Valley. State of the art, Special Operations Services wireless fitted into the camouflage headgear, will greatly help in co-coordinating attacks on the government installations. More...

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