Extraordinary Rendition

By Hakim Hazik 

Summers are lovely in London. Especially when there is a kilear biloo isky. I istepped out for a wak on Iscott road. The girls were going about in iskimpy diresses. with no sense of undue embarrassment. Unlike our peepil, they do not filaunt a false sense of modesty. I like this winsome tirait. Therefore, I have lost all sense of embarrassment. Just like my ispecial friend, the Piresident of Pakistan, Goldfinger Bhai. More...

احمد فراز

تمام صوفی و سالک سبھی شیوخ و امام
 
امید ِلطف پہ ایوان ِکجکلاہ میں ہیں

معززین ِعدالت حلف اٹھانے کو

مثال سائلِ مبرم نشستہ راہ میں ہیں
 

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Extraordinary Rendition

By Hakim Hazik

Were  you in the meeting? It was a great occayun. Truly aa sum. I was there. So was Makhdoom Meen Feem. So was Itzasab. They were talking  in hushed canstipational tones, till the motion was passed. Then every bady became very motional. We were all standing at our seats and cheering and waving wildly. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By Hakim Hazik

(National anthem plays)...

Ladies and gentlemen, Adas and Adis, you will have by now heard the news that the despised General Tinpot has fled the country for an unknown destination. The triumph of democracy is now complete and the sovereignty of the parliament is now fully established. By the grace of God and the blessings of the State Department, your brother intends to run this country as president. More...

A 23 year old  patient suffering from brain tumor in Pakistan needs Rs 2 Million (around 26000 US Dollars ) for his treatment. I was aksed to request JDP visitors for help More...

Justice Denied 

The Asian Human Rights Commission (AHRC) has received information
from a remote area of Balochistan province, that five women were
buried alive, allegedly by the younger brother of Mr. Sadiq Umrani,
the provincial minister and a prominent leader of the Pakistan
People's Party, the ruling party. However, police have still not
arrested the perpetrators after one month of the incident. More...

Extraordinary Rendition 

By Hakim Hazik

Senator Goldfinger:  Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters, you will have noticed that we have called this meeting a communiqué, and not a declaration and that it is taking place in Islamabad and not in Bhurban. Thank you for being such imbeciles to turn up again and be prepared to lap up the organic waste, which we have taken great pains to put together for you. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By Hakim Hazik

Lady bird lady bird, fly away home

Your house is on fire, your children all gone

Do you want an ice-lolly? I so love summer. I love travelling, especially to Washington, but the cost of flying has gone up. I have uncles who are rich and famous and can fix anything. That is why my uncle Goldfinger went to Riyadh, his Sindhi topi in hand. He spread his ajrak on the ground, and sat on it till Uncle Abdullah dropped him a cheque of 6 billion dollars and all was well. More...