Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Letter to Brother Abdullah

Your Majesty,

Please find the statement submitted to the High Court on the behalf of your brother:

It was submitted that the helicopter was used essentially to airlift life saving supplies to the remote corners of the Punjab from the world famous, Haji Fazal Din Centre of Resuscitation and Rehab, inside Taxali Gate. The life support material transported included Siri Payas, Nihari and Harisa, produced under meticulously controlled conditions, in accordance with international standards. More...

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Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Let’s first establish the facts. There is little doubt that I wore them when I went to the press conference in the morning. It does require guts to face these wily journalists. You can never tell what is coming your way. By the grace of Almighty God, everything went well. I talked about the international conspiracies besetting our nation. The infiltration of RAW, MOSSAD and CIA. The shed loads of money that the enemy is spending to destabilize our state. The uncircumcised imams on enemy payroll who are taking over our mosques. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Letter to Brother Abdullah

Your Exalted Highness, the Custodian of the Holy Places and the Protector of the Ummah, please accept greetings from your brother. The Land of the Pure is becoming purer and purer. The forces of moderation are killing the extremists. The extremists are killing the heretics. The heretics are killing the oppressors. The whole exercise is cleansing the society. The nation will emerge purer and fresher. It will hold its head high and be able to walk with dignity among the clean nations of the world. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

It’s official. The songs of Naseebo Lal are obscene. This is the decision of the highest court in the sacred land of the Punjab. They arouse the basest instincts in men and women of this holy land. If left to her own devices, she could play havoc with the safety and integrity of the nation. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

From the United Secretariat,

Istation Road,

Near Edgware Road Tube Istation,

London, England

I cannot under istand this. We have called or the destruction of Taliban. We have asked the army action to be istarted. We have called meetings of top Maulanas, who can certify that Talibans are enemies of Islam and can give fatwas for their islaughter. We have been the only secular, liberal party who believes in fireedom. Fireedom of belief, fireedom of ispeach, fireedom for wee men to work and tiravel.More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

To whom it may or may not concern,

Through praper channel,

(Including Geo, ARY and Aaj TV channel)

To,

Respected Keem Hazik Sahib,

JDP

Dear Sir Ji,

Most respectfully, I beg to satate,  that I ofen read your anal ices. My view pint on nashnal issues is same to same, but there are some impatant differences, which are listed underneath in a number wise fashion.More...

Letter to the Queen

By: Asif Raja

HRH

Queen Elizabeth the Second

Buckingham Palace

Central London 

Dear Ma’am, 

Sorry for not keeping my word but then we Pakistanis, a nation of many cultures now rapidly turning into a Talibo-Arabian one, were never to be trusted to keep it anyway. More...

Transcultural Dialogues

By: Hakim Hazik

Teacher Clinton: Hello children, I hope you are well. It is nice to see you after this break. I was away in Mexico. Have you all enjoyed your holidays?

Monitor Holbrooke: Yes madam. Kayani is not back yet. He has got flu.

Mrs. Clinton: O Dear, I hope it is not swine flu.

Holbrooke: No madam, although he is capable of having it, he has not got swine flu. What he has is called Swat flu. Dr Mullen says it can cause a deadly pandemic. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Praise be to God, whose rule has been established in the valley and soon will be established in that capital of sin and rebellion, Islamabad. The infidels and hypocrites have been expelled from the valley of the faithful. Those who transgress against the rules of God will soon be exterminated. Those who trample upon the divine laws will be trampled upon in turn. Those who stick their neck out will have their throats slit. Sovereignty belongs to one True God, the beneficent, the merciful. More...

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Extraordinary Rendition

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Islamabad is a federal territory. It is the capital of the largest country of the Ummah. All citizens of the federation have a claim on its real estate. All citizens of the Ummah have a claim on its real estate. More...

By: Omar Ali 

I recently went on a road trip across the North-Eastern United States and at every stop, the Pakistanis I met were talking about the situation in Pakistan. As is usually the case, everyone seemed to have their own pet theory, but for a change ALL theories shared at least two characteristics: they were all pessimistic in the short term and none of them believed the “official version” of events. Since there seems to be no consensus about the matter, a friend suggested that I should summarize the main theories I heard and circulate that document, asking for comments. I hope your comments will clarify things even if this document does not. So here, in no particular order, are the theories. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Dear male members of the Ummah, greetings from Islamabad.

The Ummah has woken up at last. I am very pleased to inform that the writ of the state is now firmly established. I mean the writ of the state of Swat over Islamabad. We have no quarrels with the west, as long as it submits to flogging. We will welcome international assistance in the area of flogging. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Dear Colleagues,

We are gathered here today to celebrate the unprecedented achievements of our valiant armed forces but also to take stock of the serious challenges facing the nation. I am very pleased to announce that our armed forces acting with great courage, determination, foresight and self sacrifice have established 20 marriage halls up and down the country. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

4^th Prail is a black day in the history of Pakustan. Sheed Chairman Zulafkar Ali Bhutto was killed by qatil Ziaulhaq. Young peepal from Pakustan Peepal Patty, like myself, were taken to Shahi Qila and flogged by dictator, same to same as young peepal in Swat are being flogged by Maulvi Fazlulla. I don’t think so that Ziaulhaq was killed by Mreeka or by the army. He was killed by God. Maulvi Fazlulla will  also be killed by God. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Martyrdom is not a turkey shoot. Let me make this absolutely clear. Turkeys are turkeys and martyrs are martyrs. Turkeys cannot by martyrs and more importantly, martyrs cannot be turkeys. It would be a mistake to confuse the two. And no, Liberty and Manawan do not make a turkey sandwich. More...

Extraordinary Rendition

By: Hakim Hazik

Come on now. Admit it. You almost fell for it. You looked at the barbed wires, freight containers, tear gas shelling, cracked skull and broken bones and may be only once or twice doubted the Shriek Chairman’s commitment to restoring the Chief Justice. There is no use denying it. The thought did cross you mind. No no, don’t feel guilty. I don’t blame you, especially when it was such a professional job. When I looked at the GPO square, I was myself reminded of Tiananmen Square. More...

Justice Denied

PAKISTAN: Two murdered and 15 charged as discrimination against Ahmadis continues unabated

AHRC-STM-062-2009  March 18, 2009 A Statement by the Asian Human Rights Commission PAKISTAN: Two murdered and 15 charged as discrimination against Ahmadis continues unabated The Asian Human Rights Commission is concerned to find two cases this month in Pakistan's Punjab province that have targeted the Ahmadi minority sect. More... Currently rated 4.7 by 3 people Currently 4.666667/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Friday, March 20, 2009 5:04 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (3) | Post RSS GPO 150 Pakistan eyewitness report: GPO 150 and the spirit of March 15 By Ammar Ali Jan    Lahore: We all are ecstatic about what happened in Lahore on the March 15, 2009. This day will be remembered as one where the power of State seemed helpless in front of the power of the street. More... Currently rated 5.0 by 3 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 12:11 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (0) | Post RSS Shriek Chairman’s Last Shriek   By: Hakim Hazik The Islamabad Spring II The dam is about to burst. Rehman Malik, the morally bankrupt, financially corrupt and mentally deranged major domo of Zardari has brought the country to a standstill. Malik obviously reflects, most closely, the personality of his master, who, with extraordinary foolishness has blown the enormous reservoir of goodwill that he was lucky to have acquired after the death of his wife. The slow death of People’s Party is a tragedy unfolding in front of our eyes. One hopes that the majority of the party will act soon to get rid of Zardari. More... Be the first to rate this post Currently 0/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Sunday, March 15, 2009 1:29 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (4) | Post RSS Exclusive Interview With General Tinpot Transcultural Dialogues By: Hakim Hazik Aaj Tak: Welcome General Sahib, to the land of your ancestors and your invasions, I hope you are having a good time? General Tinpot: I am very grateful to your channel for recording this interview and also to the prestigious organisations such as Research and Analysis Wing for recording my other conversations and preserving them for the posterity. I have been asked by General Aziz to convey his thanks as well. More... Currently rated 5.0 by 1 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Sunday, March 08, 2009 2:51 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (2) | Post RSS Kal aaj aur Kal Currently rated 5.0 by 2 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Sunday, March 08, 2009 12:58 AM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (0) | Post RSS National Horse and Cattle Show Extraordinary Rendition By: Hakim Hazik To, The Glory of the Realm, The Most Exalted Highness King Abdullah, CC: The Rampart of the Citadel of Islam, the Mudir of Mukhabirat, Prince Muqrin; The Son of the Ummah and The Father of the Nation, President Barak Hussein Obama; The President of the Islamic Communist Republic of China, President Hu Jintao, (Newly ushered into the fold of Islam by Qazi Hussein Ahmed Sahib). Please accept salutations from a brother grievously wronged and deprived of justice by the enemies of the Ummah. More... Currently rated 5.0 by 5 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Monday, March 02, 2009 2:30 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (5) | Post RSS Sho Kaz Notus Extraordinary Rendition By: Hakim Hazik To, Chory Tza Zessun, Brister at La, LLM Daktrate in La (Onris Kaza, Can Tub) Member Central Xective Kmaitee Dear Chory Saab,            In cardence with rules and sub rules, las, bye las and inlas of the Paty, in my capasty as the Secty Journal of the Paty and in consultation with the Shriek Chairman, I am sending you this notus. Tis imaptant that you take this seriously and rpoat back to the undersigned within one week. More... Currently rated 5.0 by 1 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Saturday, February 21, 2009 1:32 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (0) | Post RSS Pakistan Tourism Development II Extraordinary Rendition By: Hakim Hazik Shopping If you are a shopaholic, Pakistan is the country for you. Outstanding bargains are on offer, especially on transplant kidneys and other human organs. There are prestigious outlets in Lahore and Karachi, to cater for the individual taste of the discerning buyer. Please ensure that you get an international warranty on your purchase.  More... Currently rated 4.0 by 1 people Currently 4/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Monday, February 16, 2009 12:12 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (1) | Post RSS Shriek Chairman’s Tongue Extraordinary Rendition By: Hakim Hazik  For one thing, I am fed up with Miansab. He has gone into rut again.  Judge, judge, judge. He thinks that we are owl’s muscles. Even a tanga walla on Mcloroad knows what he really wants. He says he wants Ftikhar Chory Saab to be put back into his seat. Inside inside, he wants his own behind in the prime minister’s seat. Who are you grazing sir ji? More... Currently rated 5.0 by 4 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Monday, February 09, 2009 9:29 AM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (0) | Post RSS Pakistan Tourism Development Extraordinary Rendition By: Hakim Hazik  Pakistan is a country of outstanding natural beauty. It has a sprawling, languid coastline, ideal for conducting gun running operations; some of the world’s highest mountains, home to world’s leading financiers and public intellectuals, such as Mr Bin Laden and Mr Al Zawahiri; metropolitan cities with world class hotels, ideally suited for truck bombing. More... Currently rated 5.0 by 2 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Sunday, February 01, 2009 5:30 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (4) | Post RSS The ISI Alumni Association Extraordinary Rendition By: Hakim Hazik  We would be very honoured to have the pleasure of you company in the annual dinner of the Association. We look forward to a wonderful programme of glamour and glitz, fun and entertainment through the course of the evening, at the Campaign headquarters of Mingora. One of the main attractions will be live executions by means of beheading, shooting and lynching of the leading arts and educational figures from the local community. These remarkable individuals have been specially nominated by the Tehrik e Taliban Pakistan, our partners in good governance. More... Currently rated 5.0 by 3 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Sunday, January 25, 2009 7:29 AM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (0) | Post RSS Twin Cities Extraordinary Rendition By: Hakim Hazik  Your Most Exalted Excellency, the Radiant Presence, the centre and the focus of my worship, the Mother and the Father of the Nation, welcome to the President’s house. More... Currently rated 4.5 by 2 people Currently 4.5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Sunday, January 18, 2009 11:04 AM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (0) | Post RSS Peace On Earth Extraordinary Rendition By: Hakim Hazik With the support of the brave Israeli population and the help of the international community, we have entered the 17th day of the Operation Gaza. Over 900 Palestinian terrorists are dead. Only 1.5 million to go. Very soon we will achieve everlasting peace in Gaza. More... Currently rated 5.0 by 1 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Tuesday, January 13, 2009 9:42 AM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (6) | Post RSS Afridi Ordnance Ltd. Extraordinary Rendition By: Hakim Hazik  Sale sale sale....Loot Christmas clearance sale... Come one come all. Young and old, men and women.  A once in a lifetime opportunity to buy modern weaponry going cheap. Buy the unrivalled Marine Corps laser aiming device, essential for the serious sniper; or the Kentucky Rehab Industries attack boots, ideal for lightning raids into Nangarhar to slaughter the infidel. Also available, high quality bullet proof vests, suitable for martyrdom operations in the Swat Valley. State of the art, Special Operations Services wireless fitted into the camouflage headgear, will greatly help in co-coordinating attacks on the government installations. More... Currently rated 4.0 by 2 people Currently 4/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Saturday, January 03, 2009 1:33 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (1) | Post RSS غزہ از حکیم حاذق    More... Currently rated 5.0 by 5 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Tuesday, December 30, 2008 3:44 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (2) | Post RSS Letter from Bombay Extraordinary Rendition By: Hakim Hazik   Dear General Kayani Sahib, Emir of the armies of the Faith, may the shadow of the Almighty envelop you; Dear General Pasha Sahib, may good luck and auspicious prospects favour you; Dear Hafiz Saeed Sahib, my guardian, benefactor, teacher and leader, may the Almighty allow me to be the dust under your blessed feet forever. Please accept my greetings More... Currently rated 4.8 by 4 people Currently 4.75/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Sunday, December 28, 2008 10:31 AM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (9) | Post RSS White Christmas and Nuclear Winter Transcultural Dialogues By: Hakim Hazik  Trrrrrrn Trrrrrrrn.  Operator: ‘Presidency; how can I help you?’  Caller: I wonder if I can speak to the president please.  Operator: He is spending some quality time with his bank statements. Do you think it could wait till morning?  Caller: I am afraid it is urgent. If it is not too inconvenient, can you please tell him that it is Videsh Mantri, Pranab Telephone Mukherjee from the South Block and I want to discuss limited nuclear war. More... Currently rated 4.5 by 2 people Currently 4.5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Monday, December 22, 2008 4:48 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (0) | Post RSS Peshawar By Night Extraordinary Rendition By: Hakim Hazik  The winters in Peshawar can be quite chilly. If you consider the frequent power and gas outages, the good citizens of Peshawar had a particularly harsh winter this year. It could have been worse if it was not due to a group of highly public spirited individuals, who were blessed with courage, determination, a sense of purpose, kerosene oil and a box of matches, and set the NATO convoy on fire. More... Currently rated 5.0 by 2 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Monday, December 15, 2008 2:53 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (4) | Post RSS Dress in the Journal Sembly Extraordinary Rendition By: Hakim Hazik  Do you think I am writing to you from Inside Bhati Gate? No sir ji. I am writing to you from the Big Apple. You think Shriek Chairman is the Big Apple? Wrang again, although the Shriek Chairman is big leader and the apple of my eyes. More... Currently rated 5.0 by 1 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Categories: Politics Posted by Admin on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 4:52 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (0) | Post RSS The New World Order Extraordinary Rendition By: Hakim Hazik  The permanent members Of Security Council Including Djibouti, Fiji and Barbados Have all supported The action of the coalition forces.  More... Currently rated 4.0 by 1 people Currently 4/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 10:48 AM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (0) | Post RSS Tuzk e Jahangiri Extraordinary Rendition By: Hakim Hazik  Laddies and Gentlemen, Jiyalas and Jiyalis whether Urdu Medium or English Medium, please accept my salama laikum. I must pologise to my readers for the lang absence. I pramise to be more regular in future. More... Currently rated 4.2 by 5 people Currently 4.2/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 5:34 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (1) | Post RSS Chief Justice at New York City Bar More... Currently rated 5.0 by 1 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Saturday, November 22, 2008 2:00 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (0) | Post RSS Chief Justice Gets Medal of Freedom   TEXT OF THE SPEECH BY  CHIEF JUSTICE  Madam President, Distinguished ladies and gentlemen: It is a singular honour to be awarded the Harvard Law School Association’s Medal of Freedom on behalf of 170 million Pakistanis who continue to stand for rule of law, independence of the judiciary, equality, freedom and justice for all. More... Currently rated 5.0 by 2 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Friday, November 21, 2008 8:15 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (0) | Post RSS The Ministry of Live Burials Transcultural Dialogues By: Hakim Hazik  Citizen: I must be going blind doctor. Everybody tells me that the society has changed since 18th of February. Dictatorship has been banished for ever from the Land of the Pure. The will of the people reigns supreme. I can not see any difference doctor. Please help. More... Currently rated 4.0 by 1 people Currently 4/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Sunday, November 16, 2008 10:07 AM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (4) | Post RSS دُلا ساڈا دُلا ساڈا Iمحمد ایوب   دُلا ساڈا چھوہرنیئں کوئ گھبرو اےپر  شودا، سادا کوٹھے ھیٹھ جو کُکڑی آئ تاں چوچیاں سنے پُچھے وداجنت ویسی؟ More... Currently rated 5.0 by 1 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Saturday, November 15, 2008 9:32 AM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (0) | Post RSS Allama Flash Gordon, Saviour Of The Universe Extraordinary Rendition By: Hakim Hazik  The Sheikh of Delusion and Lord of Gibberish, Saviour of the Universe, Allama Mohtaram will now address the nation:  Demons are every where. They can hide in the bowels of earth and they lurk in the darkest recesses of hell. Sometimes they ride openly on the airwaves. Mushtaq Manhoos and Nusrat Blade are the spawn of devil and enemies of God. They faithful should shun all contact with them. More... 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Currently rated 4.5 by 2 people Currently 4.5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by editor on Thursday, November 06, 2008 12:07 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (0) | Post RSS The Walnut and the Betel Nut Extraordinary Rendition By Hakim Hazik  Dear members of khidmat e khalq comaitee, rabita comaitee, sector commanders, and dear armed and unarmed workers, this ispeach is being biraught to you from London under the isnponsorship of Her Majesty’s Gornamint, Department of Work and Pensions, MI5 and Biritish Telecom. They all deserve our giratitude. More... Currently rated 4.0 by 1 people Currently 4/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Monday, November 03, 2008 5:23 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (1) | Post RSS اے مرے هم وطن                 اے مرے هم وطن قیصر زیدی                     كیاگله وقت كا ، لمحهء سخت كا، نا مهء بخت كا                   خواه مخواه تو مصا ئب گرفته نه ھو اور گرفتارِغم                      رفته رفته نه ھو                    More... Currently rated 5.0 by 1 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Saturday, November 01, 2008 10:49 AM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (1) | Post RSS Girl Thrown to Dogs Justice Denied  Tuesday, October 28, 2008 Baby thrown into canal; Zardari takes prompt action, seeks report By Rauf Klasra ISLAMABAD: There is more to the bone-chilling account of the 17-year-old Taslim Solangi of Khairpur who was thrown to dogs — she was 8-month pregnant and was forced to give birth to her baby prematurely. More... Currently rated 5.0 by 1 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by editor on Friday, October 31, 2008 11:37 AM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (1) | Post RSS An American Werewolf in Landi Kotal Extraordinary Rendition By: Hakim Hazik  This combined session of both the houses of Parliament resolves that:  This is the declared will of the people of Pakistan that the sovereignty of the people is supreme and shall remain inviolate, except by 3 star generals of the Pakistan Army and bona fide State Department officials in a responsible position, no less than that of a janitor. More... 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Death for all those who question, doubt or cast aspersions on the absolute, final and unchangeable truth of the message. Those who attempt to malign the message in any way forfeit their right to life and are punishable by death. The truly faithful will not hesitate from beheading any apostates, deviants, heretics and hypocrites, even if they achieved martyrdom in the effort. We are lucky to have in our studios, noted scholars from around the world to share with us their thoughts on this happy occasion, and to discuss our philosophy of love and peace. More... Currently rated 5.0 by 3 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Sunday, September 21, 2008 10:08 AM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (1) | Post RSS Black Goats And Black Coats Extraordinary Rendition By Hakim Hazik Before Shriek Chairman entered the Aiwan e Sadar, he touched the heads of 4 black goats, which were later slaughtered to strengthen democracy and to deter the evil spirits. The Shriek Chairman has also touched the hearts of millions of people and thousands of lawyers, who have also been slaughtered to strengthen democracy and to deter evil spirits.  More... Currently rated 4.2 by 5 people Currently 4.2/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by editor on Tuesday, September 16, 2008 1:13 PM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (0) | Post RSS Hamaray Quaid e Azam         ہمارے قائدِ اعظم  حکیم حازق  نئے صدرِحکومت نے بہت سے نغمہ گو، شاعر بلا ئے ہیں کہ وہ طلوع صبح نو کے گیت لکھیں ترقی کے ترانے گنگنائیں کہ ہم یہ آمریت بھول جائیں   More... Currently rated 5.0 by 5 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Sunday, September 14, 2008 6:50 AM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (0) | Post RSS Documentary on 9/11 and The War on Terror Currently rated 5.0 by 2 people Currently 5/5 Stars. 1 2 3 4 5 Posted by Admin on Friday, September 12, 2008 11:38 AM E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us Permalink | Comments (1) | Post RSS Pakistan Khapay.....Ya Khap jaay?               by Rubina Faisal   More... 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